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Bad Mother Fucker Beard Oil

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Beard oil for Bad Mother Fuckers. Designed to give you a Glistening, Soft, Smooth, and GREAT smelling beard. A blend of almond oil jojoba oil argan oil and a vitamin e and aloe blend which has sunflower seed oil safflower seed oil apricot oil avocado oil and olive oil.


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Make your beard smell great while give you control and a bit of shine that brings all the ho's to your yard. 

Beard Oil made for Bad Mother Fuckers. Designed to give you a Glistening, Soft, Smooth, and GREAT smelling beard.

Contains: beeswax shea butter, cocoa butter, almond oil, jojoba oil and olive oil, keeps the strays at bay and gives your beard shape.

Scents Available:

  • Milbergs Face Armor*-(bacon, whiskey, leather, pipe tobacco)
  • American Pie* ( warm Apple Pie with Vanilla Ice Cream) (formerly Pussy Juice)
  • Tacomas Boot Stomp-(coffee, pepper, vanilla)
  • Rockys Orange Cream-(orange, vanilla)
  • Morning Wood* (cedar pine and sandalwood)
  • Evilles Devil Blood-(vanilla, tobacco, black pepper)
  • John O's Assless Chaps-(leather)
  • Holiday Hooker-(coconut and peppermint)
  • Marks Apeshit-(lavender, sandalwood, bergemot)
  • Campfire- (smokey woodfire and roasted coffee)
  • Hellhound- (smoky black cherry)
  • McGurt's white magic- (whiskey, beer and tobacco)
  • Georgia Peach 
  • Helliotts remedy- when you feel like absolute hungover shit - lemon , lime, and rosemary for a good pick me up 

Customer Reviews

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Best stuff I have ever used
Review by Brad
Love this shit !!!!! It's fucking great for my beard (Posted on 10/1/16)
Great Shit
Review by Paul
Ordered "Marks Apeshit" and it's great. Not to oily and has a great scent, not to strong either. Keeps your shit soft and all those little flyer whiskers reigned in. Just ordered some "Tacoma Boot Stomp". Buy this shit you bearded bastards! (Posted on 4/10/16)
Great oil but strong scent
Review by Nick
The oil works great and lasts through out the day keeping my beard that is over 4" long tamed (not some douche bag beard) but holy shit the scent is strong! (Posted on 6/13/15)
Harden Up
Review by Aaron
Recently got some AssLess Chaps. Great product, Smells Bad Ass, Feels Good, not too heavy not too light. Been using Beard brand, but not no more. Man up your beard. Get Some (Posted on 5/31/15)
Mutha Fukin Awsum
Review by RcknRll
I live in a dry part of the states. This stuff is amazing. I can feel the difference when I don't use it enough that I keep a few bottles in my locker at work. My favorite is face armor with bootstomp a close second. Keeps beard soft and from breaking and smelling like a Bad Motherfucker! If you have the time get the balm (Posted on 5/17/15)

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