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  1. Tactical Apron/Black

    Tactical Apron/Black

    $12.99
    Tactical Gunsmithing Apron is a doubled layered apron that helps protect the user's clothing from getting soiled by oil/grease/dirt. Learn More
  2. Tactical Apron/Digital Camo

    Tactical Apron/Digital Camo

    $12.99
    Tactical Gunsmithing Apron is a doubled layered apron that helps protect the user's clothing from getting soiled by oil/grease/dirt. Learn More
  3. Tactical Apron/Tan

    Tactical Apron/Tan

    $12.99
    Tactical Gunsmithing Apron is a doubled layered apron that helps protect the user's clothing from getting soiled by oil/grease/dirt. Learn More
  4. HBIC Crew Neck Ladies

    HBIC Crew Neck Ladies

    $22.99
    For the Head Bitch In Charge Learn More
  5. Erathr3 Badge T-Shirt

    Erathr3 Badge T-Shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Wash when smelly

    For Worst results: Tie it to the back of the jeep through a mud hole, and dry it on your antenna

    Color: HEATHER GREY

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  6. Erathr3 Bomber T-Shirt

    Erathr3 Bomber T-Shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Have your mom do it, dummy

    For Worst results: Wear it into the shower

    Color: Bomber Green

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  7. Erathr3 Camo Cube T-Shirt

    Erathr3 Camo Cube T-Shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Dont wash or else the manly scent will wash off and the ladies will dissappear

    For Worst results: Wash and never get laid again

    Color: every color as long as it is Black

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  8. Erathr3 Camo Banner T-Shirt

    Erathr3 Camo Banner T-Shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Dont wash or else the manly scent will wash off and the ladies will dissappear

    For Worst results: Wash and never get laid again

    Color: every color as long as it is Black

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  9. E3 Logo T-Shirt

    E3 Logo T-Shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Dont use bleach

    For Worst results: Wear it in the rain

    Color: Dark Heather Grey

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  10. Erathr3 Freedom Lighter T-Shirt

    Erathr3 Freedom Lighter T-Shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Wear to your favorite summer concerts! Coat with scotchguard to avoid perspiration actually sticking to the shirt. (Don't really do this, well maybe) 

    For Worst results: Use soda water at the concert to try to remove acquired sweat stains. You just get really sticky.

    Color: Heavy Metal

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  11. Gun-O-Metric T-shirt

    Gun-O-Metric T-shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: We don't know! We don't have the slightest idea what makes you happy...but we try.

    For Worst results:This shirt is made with cotton.  Cotton comes from plants.  Plants make salad.  This shirt = salad? Please dont eat it.

    Color: BLACK

     

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  12. Erathr3 Girls Logo Tank

    Erathr3 Girls Logo Tank

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Dont get dirty

    For Worst Results: Leave it in the hamper

    Color: Frosty Grey

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  13. Erathr3 Pinstripe 1911 T-shirt

    Erathr3 Pinstripe 1911 T-shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Let all of your friends know where your alliance stands 

    For Worst Results:  Lose track of time and wash clothing based on strength of smell.

    Color: Black, just Black

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  14. Erathr3 Piston T-shirt

    Erathr3 Piston T-shirt

    $24.00

    For Best Results: Wear while watching movies from your past while laughing till you cry now that you finally get all those jokes you couldn't understand as a kid. The tears help pre-soak the shirt for washing.

    For Worst Results: It's grease....It doesn't get worse...That's not coming out. 

    Color:Military Green

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  15. Erathr3 Proof Research T-shirt

    Erathr3 Proof Research T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH/WEAR INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Eat TWO Chipotle burritos in one sitting. Bragging rights for all of eternity. There's enough stretch in the fabric.

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Wash with your underwear...cause the idea of wearing a fecal matter soaked shirt is great....

    Color: Black

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  16. Erathr3 Proof God Loves T-shirt

    Erathr3 Proof God Loves T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH/WEAR INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Get into shape. Round doesn't count as a shape....

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Rub two hamsters together and pull the fuzz off using the static cling.

    Color: any color as long as it is BLACK

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  17. Erathr3 Revel T-shirt

    Erathr3 Revel T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH/WEAR INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Wear it to a sumo wrestling match, and feel better about yourself knowing you don't smell like a fat guy.

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Run super fast, and let the grime blow off.

     Color:Black

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  18. Erathr3 Speedshop Half Track T-shirt

    Erathr3 Speedshop Half Track T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH/WEAR INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Rub white chalk over any grease stains. It has powerful absorbing qualities. Then wash it.

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Rub white chalk over the grease stain...

    Color:Black, Just Black

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  19. Erathr3 Stickman Winner T-shirt

    Erathr3 Stickman Winner T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH/WEAR INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Wash it with the tears of virgins..... That's s&*t's still clean... 

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Using Vagasil to get rid of those "strange smells" doesn't actually work on these shirts.

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  20. Erathr3 Speedshop JeepT-shirt

    Erathr3 Speedshop JeepT-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH/WEAR INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Run your washer on the rinse cycle with a little mouthwash every once in awhile to keep it fresh to death...not joking...

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Oh you wear an XL? Try on a small....it will be funny. 

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  21. Erathr3 Speedshop tankT-shirt

    Erathr3 Speedshop tankT-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH/WEAR INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Stripper glitter all over that shirt? Silly putty...works everytime.

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    When you keep finding glitter on your shirts and you don't wear glitter or go to strip clubs....burn it. #GlitterHerpes

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  22. Stickman Logo T-shirt

    Stickman Logo T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH/WEAR INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Wear while jumping out of skyscrapers and rappelling down the side or riding horses through plumes of smoke. 

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Wear while jumping through hoops of fire or drownproofing drills. The fabrics doesn't care for fire or chlorinate pools....

     

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  23. Erathr3 Tri-Threat T-shirt

    Erathr3 Tri-Threat T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Keep out of direct fire. 

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Wash it when you feel like it. We both know it would never get done.

     

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  24. Erathr3 Wild Card T-shirt

    Erathr3 Wild Card T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    Accidentally bump into that one person you find special (not to special) and "accidentally" spill your drink of choice on your shirt.

    Watch them offer to dab that up right off your chest.

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Don't follow the wash instructions at all. 

     

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  25. Erathr3 Ying Yang T-shirt

    Erathr3 Ying Yang T-shirt

    $24.00

    WASH INSTRUCTIONS

    FOR BEST RESULTS:

    After enough hot yoga sessions, sometimes the smell won't go away. Add 4-5 Tablespoons of baking soda or vinegar to your laundry to kill the smell.  Adding a small amount of tea tree oil soap or a quarter cup of ammonia are both supposed to work like magic. 

    FOR WORST RESULTS:

    Take off, scrunch up, and use as an invigorating body scrub. Feels good, does not clean so well. Well, at least the shirt. You'll probably smell better.

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  26. Counter Strike Coffee Infidel Warhog T-shirt

    Counter Strike Coffee Infidel Warhog T-shirt

    $23.95

    The INFIDEL

    Brought to you by our friends over at Counter Strike Coffee!

    What do Muslim Extremists hate the most?  Anything that has to do with a pig, whiskey drinking, hard chargin, American Patriots.

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  27. Fuck Isis T-shirt

    Fuck Isis T-shirt

    $26.99

    Because Fuck Isis

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  28. HBIC FLEXFIT

    HBIC FLEXFIT

    $29.99

    PERFECT FOR THE HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE

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  29. Hillary for Prison T-shirt

    Regular Price: $19.99

    Special Price: $15.99

    Show your support and Join the fight against Killary!

    Available in Black 

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  30. Beast T-Shirt

    $21.95

    Do not ever mistake my kindness for weakness...I work hard to contain the beast within!

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