Violent Little "ET Phone Home" Dial Up Morale Patch

90s kids get it. When you wanted to surf the net and Ask Jeeves all of life's questions, but you couldn't because your mom was gossiping on the phone with some other neighborhood yenta....

Then you're logged on to your AOL, which you had to download new every year with a disk, and be greeted with that ever famous "You've got mail".